Brains Boiling in Skull - The Short Version 

Oh forget it!!!!!!!  Here’s the short version:

    Old wash machine broke.
   
    Bought a new wash machine and dryer.

    Salesman was happy at Home Depot.

    Had to wait for the new wash machine and dryer.

    New wash machine delivered.

    Broken.

    Told had to wait for a repairman.

    Mad!!  Really Mad!!

    Called happy salesman.

    No help.  Still mad.

    Called store manager.

    Made a speech—long semi-hysterical speech.

    Got  new wash machine and dryer—next day.

    Dryer broken.

    Started drinking.

    Kidding.

    Actually, brains boiling in skull.

    Had to wait for repairman.

    Depressed.

    Sure new wash machine and dryer will catch fire and burn down house.

    Sign Me,

Linda (Blood Pudding) Zern